| | PrologueI'm in a constant theft-war with ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) reekaa. We steal everything from each other: money, cars, girlfriends, but more often than not, it's layouts, ideas, or CSS. In retaliation to her utter stealage of my brilliant "Incoherent Balderdash" idea, I've stolen his idea for this CSS. Check and mate, my friend! |
| | Middlin'I had an imaginary friend until I was 19, but then he joined the service and ended up getting married in Vietnam and never came back. If I had a dollar for every time I heard the words, "Nate, don't put that there," I could buy a small country. Once, my mom lost me in a grocery store because I was pretending to be someone else's kid. My best friend always used to say, "life is like a box of chocolates. There are a couple pieces you really like, but the rest are all crap". On my 16th birthday, my older sister sold my Star Wars action figures for $50 and justified it by saying, "You just turned 16, you're too old to have emotions". I once woke up in the middle of math class with my hand down my pants and no idea where I'd been for the past two hours. When people try to talk to me and can't remember my name, they usually just refer to me as "that guy who set his clothes on fire while he was still wearing them". I used to think unicorns were real, and that they were like the boogeyman and lived under my bed, waiting for me to sleep so they could come out and sing the "My Little Pony" theme song until daybreak. I don't really know how to fill out a bio about myself.
I am a man of mystery. Most of the words that come out of my mouth are lies, but I justify this by calling myself a brilliant storyteller. I enjoy blood, gore, horror, violence, and baby animals. My time is comprised of wasting all the free time I have with things like video games, music, video games, making icons, and video games. |
| | Epilogue
Most of my journals will consist of my ramblings in brilliant prose about the minuscule things in my day I find amazing, infuriating, or just plain strange. Occasionally I digress to something more like random excerpts of writings I never intend to finish, pictures I threw together very quickly, or two-sentence entries that make sense to no one but myself. But one thing you can be sure to find in every entry: lethal doses of awesome.
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refuted. It's a vicious cycle, and cycles turn me on.
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